adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
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adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
(via la-comadre)
another day of studying. i love this place so much
Man if my school library looked like this I would never leave
Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
(via squidwardtrtellini)
apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us
(via yosoymelonlord)
Tequilera Corralejo (El Palacio del Tiempo & Bodegón de la Dolce Vita ) en Penjamo , Guanajuato . Mexico . Junio 25, 2013 by @uaocaptures
(Source: uaocaptures, via tesoltelarienda)
someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?
me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*
me: no thank you
(Source: unclefather, via askingmelissa)
(Source: lindseymorqan, via squidwardtrtellini)